As a fan of absurdist humor I will occasionally make jokes that people don't understand. This might be one of them, but before you get offended please know that the following is meant to be as completely ridiculous as it sounds.
You should really know it's a joke because I wrote in 5/4.
Lyrics: You know I'm in a foot race with Jesus. You know there's a chance he might win. There's a T-Rex in 3rd place. Robocop is the referee. This could never happen. But anything is possible, Or so they say. The long arm of the law.